Paul McCartney had sex with me because he loves me.
Ozzy Osbourne gave me a sausage because I was confused asdfghjkl
ELVIS PRESLEY KILLED ME BECAUSE I’M PETE BEST.
GEORGE HARRISON (BITED? OKAY WHATEVER) BITED ME BECAUSE HE SMOKES.
Ringo Starr gave me $100 because he is rich.
Paul McCartney be friends with me on facebook because he was drunk xD!
(Source: a-erials)
